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Turn holiday humor into a badge of pride for DBAs with this heart-shaped ornament. It features the bold line: "I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." Handcrafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss coat, it's built to last on the tree or in the office.
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a protective high-gloss plastic coating for durability and a polished look.
- Finish & Print: Vibrant sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vivid year after year.
- Shape: Heart-shaped design adds warmth and a whimsical touch to holiday decor and desk displays.
- Hang & Display: Lightweight construction and easy-to-hang backing make it suitable for Christmas trees, cubicles, or home shelves.
- Gift Potential: A distinctive gift for Database Administrators, teammates, or friends who love data, coding, and a bit of sarcasm.
- Safety & Durability: Resistant to breaking and safe for households with children or pets.
Whether you’re decorating a tree, brightening an office desk, or searching for a fun colleague gift, this ornament adds personality and a touch of humor. The durable MDF core and glossy coating ensure lasting color and shine, while its light weight makes it easy to display anywhere. It’s a memorable way to celebrate the DBA lifestyle and share a laugh with fellow data enthusiasts during the holidays.
