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Funny Sarcastic Quotes for Database Administrator Friends Gifts from Men, Women, Family - Unique Valentine's Unique Gifts
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Say hello to a mug that speaks your language. This two-tone ceramic coffee mug is the perfect gift for Database Administrators and anyone who appreciates a well-timed pun at the console. It proudly features the line: "I'm a Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."

  • Material: High-quality ceramic mug built for everyday use and long-lasting durability.
  • Color options: Four two-tone combinations to choose from — Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White — so you can pick the style that fits your desk personality.
  • Design: Bold, humorous quote that celebrates Database Administrators with a lighthearted, office-appropriate edge.
  • Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for convenient heating and easy cleaning.
  • Gift suitability: Ideal for Valentine's Day, birthdays, or any occasion to recognize a DBA, IT pro, or data enthusiast—great for friends, family, or coworkers.

This mug is more than just a container for your beverage—it’s a playful daily reminder of DBA pride and the value you bring to data integrity and system reliability. The two-tone design helps it stand out on a crowded desk, making it a perfect conversation starter during team huddles or breaks. Whether you use it at home or in the office, it delivers reliable performance with a touch of personality, helping you start the day with a smile and a bit of witty motivation.

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