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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a touch of humor to the holidays with a star-shaped ornament designed for the Security Guard in your life. A playful keepsake that celebrates dedication, featuring the exact message: “I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.”
- Shape: Star-shaped ornament crafted for Christmas trees and office decor.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Printing: Vibrant sublimation printing to ensure the quote stands out clearly.
- Hanging Cord: Ships with a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-hang display.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for households with children or pets.
- Versatility: Ideal as a humorous Christmas ornament or a fun desk/office accent.
Brighten a tree or workspace with a lighthearted nod to hard work and personality. The durable MDF construction and vivid print keep the message legible season after season, while the included gold hanging cord makes decoration effortless. A thoughtful, unique gift for security professionals, coworkers, family, or friends who appreciate a playful take on the job.
