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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Add a dash of humor to holiday décor with a circle ornament crafted for substitute teachers. This playful keepsake blends classroom charm with a bold message that’s perfect for gifts, décor, and desk-side smiles. Message on the ornament: "I'm A Substitute Teacher My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Shape: Circle ornament
- Material: Durable MDF
- Finish: High-gloss plastic finish for vibrant colors
- Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing to make the quote stand out
- Hanging cord: Festive gold cord included for easy hanging
- Occasion: Ideal gift for substitute teachers, colleagues, friends, or family
Designed to add personality to trees, desks, or classroom displays, this ornament celebrates humor in education with a durable build that lasts for years. Its bold statement is sure to spark smiles and become a memorable conversation starter in any educational-themed collection.
