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Meet a gift that blends humor with everyday practicality for the Substitute Teacher in your life. This 12 oz camping mug is crafted from stainless steel with an enamel finish, designed to withstand outdoor adventures and classroom stories alike. The message on the mug reads: 'Caution: I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!'
- Size & Capacity: 12 oz capacity, ideal for a generous morning coffee, tea, or cocoa while on camping trips or busy teaching days.
- Material & Finish: Stainless steel with an enamel coating for a durable, lightweight mug that resists scratches and holds up to outdoor use.
- Printed Message: Features the humorous cautionary quote that celebrates a lifetime of teaching stories and the joy of retirement.
- Care & Maintenance: Hand wash with mild detergent to preserve the enamel finish and long-lasting design.
- Gift Readiness: A thoughtful Valentine’s gift for coworkers, friends, family, or any substitute teacher who appreciates a witty twist.
- Versatility: Perfect for camping, travel, desk use, or as a playful display piece in the kitchen or classroom.
This mug offers more than a laugh—it’s a practical, sturdy companion for everyday use. The enamel-coated steel combines lightweight portability with rugged durability, making it suitable for camping trips, office desks, or at-home coffee rituals. Its 12 oz size provides a comfortable, unobtrusive portion for hot beverages, while the unique quote adds a personal touch that resonates with teachers, mentors, and friends who value humor. A memorable way to show appreciation for someone who’s dedicated years to education and always ready with a story to share.
