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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Show appreciation for a favorite substitute teacher with a gift that blends humor and practicality. This Valentine’s tumbler is designed for friends, family, or coworkers who want to celebrate a retired substitute teacher, featuring the message "Caution I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher" to brighten their day.
- Laser-engraved design: Permanent, fade-proof inscription (not printed or vinyl) that stays readable through daily use.
- Double-wall vacuum insulation: Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, so it’s reliable from grading to after-school plans.
- Durable, powder-coated stainless steel: Sleek black finish that resists scratches and condensation for a tidy, professional look.
- Clear, spill-resistant lid: Easy to see contents and helps prevent leaks during commutes and errands.
- Cup-holder friendly: Sized to fit most car and work cup holders for everyday portability.
- Two size options: Available in 20oz and 30oz to suit your loved one’s caffeine routine or hydration needs.
This tumbler isn’t just a gift—it's a practical daily companion. The durable construction and long-lasting insulation make it ideal for long teaching days, commutes, or weekend errands. The humorous inscription adds a lighthearted touch, while the high-quality craftsmanship ensures the gift endures year after year. Whether given by a friend, family member, or coworker, it’s a thoughtful way to acknowledge a substitute teacher’s dedication and brighten their routine with a smile.
