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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a dash of wit to holiday decor with this star-shaped ornament designed for the Substitute Teacher in your life. It features a bold message that reads: "I'm A Substitute Teacher. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." A humorous, relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or loved ones who appreciate sarcasm.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look.
- Shape: Star ornament that adds whimsy to Christmas trees or room displays.
- Durability: Resistant to breaking and designed to withstand energetic households.
- Message: Features the bold quote printed for easy readability.
- Display versatility: Suitable as a Christmas tree ornament or decorative accent in any space.
- Gift potential: A fun, memorable gift for substitute teachers, fellow educators, students, or humor lovers.
This ornament brings laughter and personality to holiday spaces, making it a conversation starter while staying sturdy enough for everyday homes. It serves as a thoughtful wink to educators who balance humor with care, and its durable construction helps it last for many seasons. Perfect as a stocking stuffer, desk display, or Christmas tree accent, it communicates appreciation with a smile.
