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Brighten a classroom or a loved one’s tree with this heart-shaped keepsake ornament, crafted for the Substitute Teacher in your life. It’s a funny, heartfelt way to say thanks for the stories, patience, and dedication—featuring the quote: "Caution: I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!"
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look that lasts for years.
- Shape & finish: Heart-shaped ornament with a bright, glossy surface that catches the light on Christmas trees or garlands.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for households with kids or pets.
- Included Quote: Features the humorous message: Caution: I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!
- Giftability: A thoughtful choice for men, women, friends, or family who appreciate a good classroom joke and heartfelt appreciation.
- Occasion & usage: Ideal for Christmas decorations and as a playful keepsake to honor substitute teachers or retired educators.
This ornament is more than decor—it’s a tangible expression of gratitude that adds personality to any space. The durable construction ensures a lasting reminder of a substitute teacher’s impact, while the lightweight design makes it easy to hang on a tree, door, or wall. Perfect for gifting to a favorite substitute teacher or to someone who enjoys a touch of humor with their holiday traditions.
