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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Give the surgeon in your life a gift that blends humor with heart. The Surgeon Oval Ornament features the bold message “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.”, making it a memorable Christmas or birthday accent for any office, home, or clinic decor.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting color and shine.
- Design: Oval ornament with a bold, easy-to-read quote that stands out on any display.
- Hanging Cord: Ornate gold cord for an elegant touch and simple hanging on a tree, wall hook, or desk.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy construction designed to withstand everyday display in homes with children or pets.
- Gift Suitability: Ideal for surgeons, doctors, medical professionals, or anyone who enjoys lighthearted medical humor.
This ornament adds personality and humor to the surgeon’s space, turning a simple decoration into a conversation starter. The durable MDF and glossy finish keep the colors vibrant year after year, while the lightweight build and included cord make it easy to hang on a Christmas tree, in an office reception, or on a wall hook. It’s a thoughtful, unique gift for Christmas or birthdays that celebrates the surgeon’s skill and dedication with a touch of wit.
