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Celebrate medical professionals with a touch of humor. This Heart Ornament is designed for surgeons and healthcare lovers, blending professional pride with a playful twist. It proudly displays the line: "I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Material & Craftsmanship: Solid MDF core with a durable high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine and easy cleaning.
- Design: Heart‑shaped ornament in vibrant colors that adds warmth to Christmas trees, desks, or shelves.
- Display Method: Festive gold cord included for simple hanging on a tree, wall hook, or mantel.
- Printed Quote: Features the witty message: "I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Lightweight & Safe: Lightweight construction minimizes hazards in homes with children or pets while still looking premium.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful, humorous gift for surgeons, medical students, and healthcare professionals—great for office decor or home cheer.
This funny surgeon heart ornament offers more than decorative charm—it conveys professional pride with personality. Its durable MDF build and high-gloss finish ensure it remains a bright, years-long accent, while the lightweight design makes placement effortless in the clinic, at home, or on a holiday tree. The included gold cord ensures quick, easy display, and the memorable quote provides a natural conversation starter among colleagues, patients, and guests. An ideal gift for surgical teams, medical students, or anyone who loves a lighthearted nod to the medical profession.
