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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Texas pride with this Funny Texas Circle Ornament. It features the humorous quote: And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Texas. Handcrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it uses edge-to-edge sublimation to deliver bright, lasting color that pops on any Christmas tree or display. Lightweight and durable, it’s easy to hang, and the gold cord adds a touch of festive shine.
Features:
- Edge-to-edge sublimation print for vivid colors across the entire circle.
- Sturdy MDF core with a durable, easy-clean high-gloss finish.
- Lightweight design that won’t sag branches or fragile hooks.
- Festive gold hanging cord for immediate, stylish display.
- Kid- and pet-friendly construction with rounded edges and safe materials.
- Ideal gift for Texas lovers; perfect on trees, desks, mantels, or office decor.
Final Thoughts
Decor that blends humor with hometown pride, this ornament sparks conversation and keeps your Texas spirit visible all season long. It’s a thoughtful, low-maintenance addition to holiday decor or a fun gift for friends and family who cheer for the Lone Star State. Ready to celebrate? Add the Funny Texas Circle Ornament to your cart today and show your love for Texas everywhere you celebrate.
