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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Give the Texas-loving friend in your life a mug that does more than hold coffee. The Texas Black Coffee Mug features the bold line, "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Texas," a playful wink at anyone who swapped city hustle for wide-open spaces. Made from durable ceramic in a midnight-black glaze, it comes in 11oz and 15oz sizes. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe for busy days, whether you’re at home, in the office, or gifting to a fellow Texan.
Features
- Bold Lone Star design on a sleek black ceramic mug that signals Texas pride.
- Two sizes available: 11oz and 15oz to fit any coffee ritual.
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup.
- High-quality ceramic with a durable glaze designed for everyday use.
- Humorous quote sparks conversation and makes a memorable Texas-themed gift.
- Ideal for men, women, or coworkers who love the Lone Star State.
Final Thoughts
Add a touch of Texas humor to daily routines and gifting lists. Order now to surprise a fellow Texan or treat yourself to a bold, practical mug that’s sure to start mornings right.
