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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Texas pride with this Oval MDF Ornament, a playful addition to any Texas-themed decor. It features the cheeky quote 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Texas' and blends humor with hometown spirit. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament delivers vibrant color, lightweight handling, and easy hanging. It's the perfect gift for Texans, Texas enthusiasts, or anyone who loves the Lone Star State during Christmas or year-round décor.
Section: Features:
- Durable MDF core with high-gloss finish for bright, long-lasting color.
- Lightweight yet sturdy, easy to hang without sagging.
- Distinct oval shape that highlights Texas pride.
- Bold print keeps the humorous quote legible and on-trend.
- Versatile display on tree, wall, or mantel.
- Perfect gift for Texans, Texas lovers, friends, or co-workers.
Section: Final Thoughts
With its durable construction, playful message, and Texas-forward design, this ornament turns any space into a Lone Star display. It's a memorable gift, a conversation starter, and a warm seasonal accent for homes, offices, and gatherings. Don't miss the chance to spread Texas joy—order now and brighten someone's Christmas.
