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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Texas pride with this Funny Texas Star Ornament. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it delivers vibrant color and long-lasting charm for Christmas trees, garlands, or wall displays. The standout quote — 'And The Wise One Said...F--K THIS SHIT! AND MOVED TO TEXAS' — adds cheeky humor that resonates with Texas lovers. Easy to hang with the included festive gold cord, it’s a simple way to spark smiles, start conversations, and brighten any room. Whether you’re shopping for a fellow Texan or decorating your own home, this ornament blends playful personality with Lone Star style.
Features
- Durable MDF core with a high-gloss finish for vibrant, lasting color.
- Cheeky Texas quote sparks laughs and conversation.
- Includes a festive gold cord for quick, snag-free hanging.
- Lightweight and safe for indoor display on trees or walls.
- Versatile decor for Christmas, Texas-themed events, or year-round pride.
- Perfect gift for Texans, Texas lovers, or Lone Star fans.
Final Thoughts
Add a dash of Lone Star charm to any room with this durable, humorous ornament. It’s a thoughtful gift idea and a playful reminder of Texas pride—order now to brighten someone's holidays.
