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A white ceramic coffee mug built for tool makers who appreciate a sharp sense of humor. This graduation gift blends everyday practicality with a bold, office-friendly quip that’s sure to spark a smile. "I'm A Tool Maker. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Ceramic
- Color: White
- Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
- Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe
- Design: Printed quote tailored to tool makers
- Occasion: Ideal graduation gift; suitable for friends, family, or coworkers
This mug features sturdy, long-lasting ceramic that stands up to daily use. Its microwave- and dishwasher-safe construction makes it practical for everyday coffee, tea, or any favorite hot beverage, while the bold sarcasm quote adds personality to any workspace or home office. Available in two sizes to fit different caffeine needs, it’s a thoughtful, lighthearted way to celebrate a tool maker’s graduation and sense of humor. A gift that resonates with both men and women in the trade, designed to be enjoyed for years to come.