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Meet a two-tone ceramic mug designed for Tool Makers, engineers, and graduates who love a good laugh with their caffeine. It proudly displays the bold quote “I'm A Tool Maker. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Finish: Two-tone design available in Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, and Pink & White
- Material: Sturdy ceramic crafted for everyday use
- Capacity: 11 oz for a comfortable coffee, tea, or beverage serving
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy daily maintenance
- Print: Bold, readable quote printed on the side for quick amusement at the start of the day
- Ideal for: Graduation gifts, birthdays, or as a daily reminder of hands-on craft and humor
Designed to withstand daily routines in workshops and offices alike, this mug brings a moment of levity to mornings, meetings, or coffee breaks. The durable ceramic construction ensures reliable use, while the crisp two-tone finish adds personality to any desk or mug rack. A thoughtful gift for graduates stepping into hands-on careers or for colleagues who appreciate a clever nod to the tool-making trade.
