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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Kick off the workday with a mug that speaks to tool lovers. This white ceramic mug delivers a bold blend of humor and practicality, topped with the message: “I'm a Tool Maker. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Size / Capacity: Available in 11oz and 15oz options to match your caffeine needs.
- Material: Premium ceramic for durability and everyday use.
- Color: Crisp white finish that highlights the black typography.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy heating and cleaning.
- Printed Message: Clear, bold display of the quote that resonates with tool enthusiasts.
- Occasion: An ideal gift for Graduation, colleagues, friends, or family who love tools and a good laugh.
This mug goes beyond a funny line—it’s a reliable daily companion for mornings, breaks, or late-night project sessions. The sturdy ceramic holds heat reliably, while the legible typography ensures the joke stays visible as soon as you pour in your favorite brew. A thoughtful, practical gift that acknowledges a Tool Maker’s passion and sense of humor, helping them start every shift with a smile and a touch of sarcasm.
