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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the playful side of the game with this heart-shaped umpire ornament—perfect for fans, colleagues, or family who love a good laugh. The message on the ornament captures the spirit: "Don't trust an umpire that doesn't drink coffee and say 'fuck a lot' - give them a heart that says 'you're the best'!"
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for a clean, polished look.
- Design: Heart-shaped ornament with edge-to-edge printing for bright, vivid colors.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge full-color print designed to stay vibrant for years.
- Decoration use: Ideal for Christmas trees or home decor—and a standout conversation piece.
- Gift suitability: A thoughtful, humorous gift for any umpire-loving colleague, friend, or family member.
This ornament adds personality to holiday displays, celebrates a shared love of the game, and offers a durable keepsake that endures season after season. Its sturdy MDF construction and high-gloss finish resist wear, while the vibrant print ensures the message remains bright and readable from across the room. Give a unique, humorous gift at Christmas, birthdays, or "just because" moments to show appreciation for the umpire in your life.
