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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Show your support for the umpire in your life with a bold, rope bracelet that pairs rugged style with a witty message. It features the exact inscription: "Don't Trust An Umpire That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Material: Black stainless steel plate with an interlaced rope band
- Adjustability: Fits wrist sizes from 3.34" to 9.84"
- Durability: Rust, corrosion, and tarnish resistant
- Packaging: Packaged in a beautiful organza bag
- Gift-ready: Ideal for graduations or umpire enthusiasts
This bracelet offers a playful yet thoughtful way to celebrate an umpire’s dedication and achievements. The adjustable design ensures a comfortable fit for any wrist size, while the durable black stainless steel and woven rope withstand daily wear. Presented in an organza bag, it makes a ready-to-gift present for graduates, colleagues, or anyone who loves the game.
