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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a playful touch to an umpire’s desk, office, or tree with this oval ornament crafted for fans and gift-givers. Featuring a tongue-in-cheek message—“Don't Trust An Umpire That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot”—this piece is sure to spark smiles while keeping the holiday spirit light and fun.
- Shape: Oval ornament
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, vivid colors that resist fading
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for homes with children or pets
- Design Message: Humorous quote tailored for umpire enthusiasts
- Perfect For: Office decor, home accents, or a unique gift for umpire friends and family
This ornament delivers a memorable, conversation-starting addition to any space. The combination of durable construction and vibrant printing ensures the joke stays readable and lively year after year. A fun, distinctive gift that celebrates umpire culture without sacrificing everyday practicality.
