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This white ceramic coffee mug brings a playful touch to a surgeon’s daily routine, making it a thoughtful Valentine’s gift or office desk companion. It features the memorable line “I May Be A Surgeon But I Can’t Fix Stupid People,” sure to spark a smile wherever it’s used.
- Material: White ceramic mug built for daily use; sturdy and easy to clean.
- Printed Message: Displays the humorous quote “I May Be A Surgeon But I Can't Fix Stupid People” for instant amusement.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for convenient reheating and cleaning.
- Color/Design: Classic white exterior that fits seamlessly in the kitchen, office, or clinic.
- Ideal For: A perfect Valentine’s gift for surgeons, doctors, or medical professionals; also great for birthdays or simply showing appreciation.
This mug blends humor with practicality, offering the surgeon in your life a daily moment of levity with their coffee. The durable ceramic construction handles everyday use, and the easy-care design means less time washing up and more time enjoying a warm drink between rounds. Its distinctive message sets it apart from ordinary gifts, turning a simple mug into a memorable keepsake that reflects both personality and profession.