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Funny Valet Heart Ornament Gift For Valet Christmas Humorous Keepsake Showcasing Gratitude And Humor
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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MADE IN THE USA
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READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A playful, heartfelt way to say thanks to the valet who keeps your rides smiling this Christmas.
- Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid color on a sturdy MDF heart that lasts.
- High-gloss finish protects the print and makes cleaning quick and easy.
- Lightweight yet durable, designed to resist breaking in busy homes with kids or pets.
- Includes a festive gold hanging cord for immediate display on trees, mantels, or desks.
- Humorous, shareable message: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Valet" sparks smiles and conversation.
Care/fit: this compact heart ornament is sized for versatile display—hang on a tree, or set on a shelf or desk for daily cheer.
Shipping/returns: ships securely with the included gold cord for quick decorating, backed by our hassle-free returns for total peace of mind.
