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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Bring a dash of Vermont charm to your holiday decor with this Funny Vermont Circle Ornament. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it features edge-to-edge Sublimation for bright, enduring colors. The playful quote, 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont,' captures the state's adventurous spirit. Lightweight yet durable, it's safe for homes with kids and pets and suits trees, mantels, or displays. A thoughtful gift for Vermont lovers.
Features
- Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors from rim to rim.
- Sturdy MDF base with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a premium look.
- Lightweight yet robust design, ideal for homes with children or pets.
- Unique Vermont-themed message adds humor and personality to holiday décor.
Final Thoughts
This ornament is a memorable keepsake that celebrates Vermont’s spirit and adds character to any holiday display. Durable, vibrant, and easy to hang, it makes a thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love the Green Mountain State. Ready to delight someone this season? Add it to cart and share a smile with your favorite Vermont enthusiast.
