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Escape to the Green Mountain State with our Vermont Tumbler—a playful yet practical gift for Vermont lovers and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. It features the bold quote "And The Wise One Said 'F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont'." printed on durable stainless steel.
- Size options: 20oz or 30oz capacity to suit your beverage and lifestyle
- Material & finish: Sturdy stainless steel with a matte powder coating for a comfortable, grippy feel
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated double-wall construction to help keep drinks hot or cold for hours
- Care: Easy to clean by hand; designed to maintain print quality with proper care
- Design & message: Printed Vermont-themed quote that blends humor with regional pride
- Gift-ready appeal: A thoughtful, conversation-starting gift for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or simply to say “I get you”
This tumbler delivers more than just a laugh. Its durable build and effective insulation let you enjoy your favorite beverages on the go—from winter hikes to daily commutes—without constant refills. The humorous Vermont angle makes it a unique present for friends, family, coworkers, or a romantic partner who loves travel, independence, or a good-natured poke at leaving the ordinary behind. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone special, this tumbler adds personality to everyday hydration and turns a routine drink into a memorable moment.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
