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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Vermont pride with a playful twist this holiday season. This star-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coat, so it resists bumps and breaks while remaining lightweight for easy on-tree display or wall hanging. Edge-to-edge sublimation yields bright, fade-resistant colors that pop in any light. The bold centerpiece reads: "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont." A festive gold cord adds a touch of shimmer and simple hanging.
Features:
- Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for lasting holiday use.
- Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, fade-resistant colors.
- Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets.
- Festive gold hanging cord for quick, stylish display.
- Unique Vermont-themed humor that appeals to fans of the Green Mountain State.
- Versatile display: perfect on trees, walls, or garlands.
Final Thoughts
This ornament turns ordinary decor into a playful conversation piece while proudly celebrating Vermont. It’s a standout gift for Vermonters or anyone who loves the Green Mountain State’s humor and charm. Ready to bring a smile to holiday gatherings? Add the "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont" star ornament to your cart today and deck the halls with personality.
