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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet a playful keepsake that celebrates Vermont pride with a wink. This black stainless steel keychain bears the bold engraving: And The Wise One Said 'F--k This Shit!' And Moved To Vermont. Built for daily use, it’s sturdy enough for pockets and keys yet compact enough to travel anywhere. Whether you’re shopping for a Vermont enthusiast, a humor-loving friend, or a Valentine’s gift, this keychain delivers personality without sacrificing durability. The material resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration, so the joke stays sharp over time.
Section: Features:
- Premium black stainless steel resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for long-lasting shine.
- Engraved, permanently etched message stays legible through daily wear and handling.
- Compact, lightweight design fits on keys, bags, or belt loops.
- Ideal gift for Vermont lovers, humor fans, or those who collect quirky keepsakes.
- Great for occasions like Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or just-because surprises.
- Low-maintenance care—wipe with a damp cloth; the finish stays smooth.
Section: Final Thoughts
With a bold Vermont twist and a durable build, this keychain is more than a joke—it’s a practical keepsake for daily life. It's a thoughtful gift for humor lovers and outdoor fans. Add one to your cart today and brighten someone's day.
