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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Declare a little rebellious holiday spirit with our And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont oval ornament — a playful keepsake for anyone who swapped city life for the Green Mountain State. This ornament brings laughter and Vermont pride to your Christmas decor, proudly bearing the bold message that defines this year’s celebrations.
- Shape: Oval ornament designed to stand out on Christmas trees and wall displays.
- Color: Crisp white base that complements any holiday color palette.
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting shine.
- Finish: High-gloss coating that enhances color vibrancy and durability.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for a bold, seamless image.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy, stylish display.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, safe for homes with kids and pets.
- Theme: Vermont-inspired humor—perfect for lovers of the Green Mountain State.
Beyond a cheeky quote, this ornament serves as a conversation starter and a daily reminder of Vermont pride. The sublimation print stays vibrant over time, while the sturdy MDF construction keeps the piece looking fresh through many holiday seasons. The lightweight design and included gold cord make it simple to hang on a tree or in a seasonal display, whether you’re gifting a friend who relocated to Vermont or treating yourself to a playful nod to mountain life. This ornament blends humor with heart, making Vermont décor feel personal and memorable.
