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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate your Vermont pride with our And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont star ornament. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 3.25-inch star delivers bright colors and playful humor to holiday décor. The unforgettable quote—“And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont”—delivers a laugh while proudly nodding to the Green Mountain State. Lightweight, durable, and perfect for trees, mantels, or shelves.
Features:
- Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for vivid, durable color.
- Compact 3.25" star, 1/8" thick—lightweight yet sturdy for everyday handling.
- Festive gold hanging cord for quick, secure setup on a tree, garland, or shelf.
- Fade-resistant inks keep the Vermont-themed design looking fresh season after season.
- Humorous quote adds personality and makes this a memorable gift for Vermont lovers.
Final Thoughts
Designed for Vermont lovers and those who appreciate a witty twist on holiday décor, this ornament brings charm, conversation, and a touch of personality to any space. It’s a thoughtful gift that travels well and lasts for years. Add one to your cart today and celebrate Vermont with humor and heart this season.
