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Celebrate Vermont pride with this Funny Vermont Star Ornament—an ideal gift for Vermont enthusiasts, friends, or coworkers who love the Green Mountain State. The ornament features the quote "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit!" And Moved To Vermont, printed in vivid colors on a star-shaped design.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation delivers bright, long-lasting colors across the entire surface
- Design: Eye-catching star shape with vibrant Vermont-themed artwork and the humorous quote
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, secure hanging on a Christmas tree or garland
- Weight & Use: Lightweight construction ideal for households with children or pets
- Ideal For: A unique gift for friends, family, coworkers, or fellow Vermonters
This ornament blends humor with regional pride, turning holiday decor into a conversation piece. Its durable MDF build and fade-resistant sublimation colors ensure the joke stays bright for years, while the lightweight design and included gold cord make it simple to display anywhere—from the Christmas tree to a mantel or accent display. A thoughtful, memorable gift for anyone who loves Vermont or enjoys a playful twist on holiday decor.
