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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Make a VP feel appreciated and lightly teased with a desk-friendly ornament that blends humor with recognition. This star-shaped piece features a crisp message: "I'M A VICE PRESIDENT, NOT A MAGICIAN BUT I CAN SEE WHY YOU MIGHT BE CONFUSED."
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF construction with a high-gloss plastic coating for bright, long-lasting color.
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge printing that showcases the quote clearly from any viewing angle.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, ideal for desks, shelves, or shared office spaces.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, worry-free display straight out of the box.
- Ideal Gift Use: A thoughtful, humorous office gift for vice presidents, colleagues, or family members.
Designed to brighten the workday or holiday décor, this ornament adds personality to an executive’s space without clutter. Its durable build and easy display make it a practical keepsake that honors hard work while adding a touch of playful charm to any office or home desk.
