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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Washington pride with a bold, humorous tumbler built for true fans. The Washington Tumbler is available in 20oz or 30oz and comes in a sleek black finish, featuring the line: 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Washington'. More than a drinkware piece, it’s a durable statement that keeps coffee hot and cold drinks icy while you rep the Pacific Northwest.
Features
- Vacuum-insulated stainless steel keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, while the powder-coated finish adds rugged durability.
- Two size options—20oz and 30oz—let you tailor capacity to your daily routine.
- Sleek black powder-coated exterior offers a modern look and a comfortable, secure grip.
- Bold quote design delivers a playful, state-pride nod that stands out in any setting.
- Easy to clean by hand, making maintenance quick after busy days.
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting a laugh to a Washington enthusiast, this tumbler blends humor with practical performance. Durable, temperature-retentive, and proudly Washington-proud, it makes a memorable gift. Add to cart today and celebrate your Washington love with every sip.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
