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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Brighten a woodworker’s day with this two-tone coffee mug—an 11 oz ceramic cup that blends practical everyday use with a wink of humor. It’s the kind of gift that speaks to their craft and their love of coffee, perfect for Christmas or any gift-giving moment.
- Two-tone ceramic design: White exterior with a contrasting black interior and handle for a bold, timeless look.
- 11 oz capacity: A generous, everyday mug size ideal for a full morning caffeine boost.
- Printed woodworker quote: “Don't Trust A Woodworker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” adds personality and a shared laugh.
- Microwave & dishwasher safe: Easy reheats and effortless cleaning for busy makers.
- Four color options: Available in four color combinations to fit different workbench aesthetics.
This mug keeps your coffee close at hand while delivering a smile, making it a thoughtful gift for any woodworker who appreciates humor and craftsmanship. The durable ceramic withstands daily use in the shop or at the desk, and the easy-care design means less time washing up and more time enjoying your brew. Whether it’s a Christmas surprise or a “thinking of you” gesture, this mug stands out as a unique, memorable present that aligns with a woodworker’s daily rituals.
