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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the craft with a compact, everyday accessory designed for woodworkers. This stainless steel keychain carries a playful message that resonates with anyone who loves woodworking: “I'm A Woodworker. Just Like A Normal Woodworker Except Much Hotter.”
- Material: Stainless steel that resists rust and corrosion for long-lasting durability.
- Finish: Sleek black color that pairs easily with any keys, bag, or work gear.
- Engraving: Deeply etched quote to stay legible through daily use.
- Gift-ready use: Suitable for graduates, coworkers, friends, or family who love woodworking.
- Care: Easy to clean and maintain, preserving its look over time.
This woodworker keychain offers more than a fun pun—it combines practicality with a personal touch. The durable stainless steel construction keeps keys secure in the shop, on the job site, or during daily errands. The unisex design and timeless black finish make it a versatile gift for any woodworker, from budding apprentices to seasoned craftsmen. Engraved with a witty nod to the craft, it serves as a constant reminder of passion and skill, while acting as a reliable everyday accessory that won’t snag or tarnish after exposure to wood dust, oil, and handle grime.
