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Delightful for archaeologists and history lovers, this white circular ornament celebrates the thrill of discovery with a humorous twist. Crafted for festive cheer and everyday display, it showcases the message: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become An Archeologist" in a bold, edge-to-edge print.
- Material: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting color and a premium feel.
- Design & Printing: White circle design with edge-to-edge sublimation, ensuring the quote remains vibrant from rim to rim.
- Color: Crisp white base that pairs beautifully with traditional holiday decor and archaeology-inspired spaces.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy, secure hanging on a Christmas tree, garland, or swap-worthy display.
- Durability & Safety: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand holiday decorating and household use around children or pets.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful gift for archaeologists, history enthusiasts, students, colleagues, and friends who love a touch of humor about the past.
This ornament goes beyond decoration—it’s a conversation starter that celebrates curiosity and the love of history. The edge-to-edge printing ensures the message stays legible and eye-catching year after year, while the lightweight build makes it suitable for busy holiday setups. Whether you’re gifting a fellow archaeologist or adding a playful piece to your own collection, this ornament brings personality, humor, and a festive glow to any space.
