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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Lighthearted and durable, this star-shaped ornament is the perfect playful nod to medical professionals during the holidays. Designed for surgeons, doctors, and anyone who appreciates a good medical joke, it adds a bold, personality-filled touch to Christmas décor or desk displays.
- Shape: Star-shaped ornament that stands out on the Christmas tree with a playful silhouette.
- Material & Finish: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss finish for lasting color and a premium look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vibrant colors across the full surface for a bold, legible message.
- Quote: Features the humorous line: “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.”
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy, secure hanging right out of the box.
- Gift Potential: Ideal humorous keepsake for surgeons, coworkers, friends, and family—perfect for Christmas or as a year‑round desk/tree accent.
Its vivid print and sturdy MDF core ensure the message remains crisp and cheerful season after season. This ornament doubles as a playful conversation starter and a durable keepsake that brightens any office or home holiday display, blending wit with appreciation for medical professionals.
