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Housekeeper Can't Fix Stupid People Christmas Ornament Gift

Sale price  $19.95 Regular price  $39.99
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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

This 2.75-inch heart-shaped Christmas ornament is designed as a humorous gift for housekeepers and cleaning professionals. It features the witty message, "I may be a housekeeper, but I can't fix stupid people," capturing the sharp wit of daily work life. With a high-gloss finish and edge-to-edge sublimation print, the ornament adds festive sparkle and sharp holiday humor to any tree or mantle.

  • Durable MDF Construction: Crafted from sturdy medium-density fiberboard with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring the ornament resists breakage and remains lightweight for homes with children or pets.
  • Vibrant Sublimation Print: The bold black text against a white background is printed using sublimation technology, keeping the message vivid and legible through many holiday seasons.
  • Compact Heart Design: Measuring 2.75 inches, the elegant shape is compact enough for small branches yet substantial enough to be a noticeable decoration in classic or contemporary decor.
  • Gold Cord Hanging: Includes a festive gold cord loop at the top, making it effortless to hang on Christmas trees, wreaths, or wall hooks.

This ornament transforms a daily chore into a bold holiday statement, providing a thoughtful and funny gift that sparks conversation and laughter among friends and family. Unlike fragile ceramic alternatives, the durable MDF material ensures long-lasting enjoyment without the worry of shattering. It serves as a versatile addition to festive celebrations, honoring the hardworking spirit of the recipient while delivering a memorable holiday laugh that brightens the season.

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