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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Designed for housekeepers and anyone with a sharp sense of humor, this festive 2.75-inch holiday ornament features the witty message, "I may be a housekeeper but I can't fix stupid people," making it a playful gift perfect for Christmas tree decorating or gifting to the everyday hero who keeps the home running smoothly.

  • Material & Finish: Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish and matte edges, featuring edge-to-edge sublimation that delivers bright, vivid colors and a polished look.
  • Size & Shape: A compact 2.75-inch circular design with a subtle sheen that complements both modern and traditional tree styles without weighing down branches.
  • Hanging Design: Includes a lightweight gold cord for easy installation and a sturdy construction that resists breakage.
  • Safety & Durability: Built to stay vibrant through many seasons and safe to use around pets and children, ensuring long-lasting appeal.

This ornament adds a splash of wit to your holiday décor, instantly turning your tree into a conversation starter for guests. It solves the challenge of finding unique, thoughtful presents for housekeeping professionals or family members who appreciate a good laugh about their daily chores. Pair it with a heartfelt card to celebrate their hard work, transforming a simple tree decoration into a memorable keepsake that honors their sharp personality and lighthearted approach to life. Whether displayed alone or mixed with other ornaments, it creates a cohesive, eye-catching display that brings a chuckle to any festive gathering.

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