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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This humorous novelty ornament is a playful tribute to housekeeping professionals who keep homes running smoothly. Featuring the witty message "I MAY BE A HOUSEKEEPER BUT I CAN T FIX STUPID PEOPLE," this decoration turns hard work into a laugh, making it an ideal gift for housekeepers, maids, and cleaning staff during the holidays.
- Dimensions: Oval shape measuring 3.25 inches in height and 1/8 inch in thickness.
- Material: Crafted from sturdy MDF (medium-density fiberboard) with a high-gloss finish.
- Design: Vibrant sublimated print with edge-to-edge coverage featuring bold black text on a white background.
- Hanging Hardware: Equipped with a festive gold cord for easy display on Christmas trees or mantles.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it safe for households with children or pets.
Designed to bring humor and recognition to the holiday season, this ornament serves as a perfect conversation starter. The durable high-gloss finish protects the vivid print from fading, ensuring it remains a lasting keepsake year after year. By combining a relatable punchline with professional pride, it makes a thoughtful gift for friends and coworkers in the cleaning industry, sparking laughter at gatherings and celebrating the dedicated workers who maintain order behind the scenes.