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I'm a Scientist. Not a Magician – Funny Shot Glass for Scientists, Lab Techs, and STEM Geeks
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$19.95
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$39.95
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Brains, not wands. Celebrate the witty brilliance of your favorite scientist with this laugh-out-loud ceramic shot glass featuring the bold quote: “I’m a Scientist. Not a Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.” Whether they're conducting experiments or mixing up cocktails, this little glass is the perfect blend of science and sass.
A clever gift for chemists, biologists, lab technicians, researchers, science teachers, and anyone who’s ever been mistaken for a wizard just for knowing how stuff works.
Features:
🔬 Witty and bold quote printed on both sides: “I’m a Scientist. Not a Magician...”
🧉 1.5 oz capacity – ideal for tequila, whiskey, or celebratory lab shots
⚗️ Made of sturdy ceramic with a high-gloss finish – a sleek and stylish gift
🎓 Great for birthdays, graduations, office parties, or science fairs
🧼 Dishwasher safe so they can spend more time experimenting, less time scrubbing
