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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

For the insurance sales agent who appreciates a good laugh and a strong cup of coffee, this rope bracelet offers a unique and memorable keepsake. It's a way to acknowledge the realities of the profession with a dose of wry humor, making it a standout gift for those who work tirelessly to protect others.

This bracelet is great for insurance agents, sales professionals, or anyone who enjoys a touch of irreverence. It's an excellent choice for Christmas, birthdays, or as a simple 'thank you' gift from a colleague, a boss, or a friend. The design speaks volumes, capturing a shared understanding of the industry's demands.

The bracelet itself is crafted from durable black stainless steel with a braided rope, ensuring it can withstand daily wear while maintaining its stylish appeal. The adjustable design accommodates a wide range of wrist sizes, from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, and it arrives neatly packaged in an organza bag, ready for gifting. The engraved quote is a bold statement, reflecting a sense of authenticity and humor.

This thoughtful and amusing bracelet is a great way to celebrate an insurance agent's dedication and hard work, offering a lasting reminder of shared experiences and a good laugh. Get one today and show your appreciation for the agent in your life.
  • Chosen by insurance professionals, this adjustable rope bracelet is a thoughtful Christmas gift for a male colleague or friend who appreciates a touch of dark humor and a practical accessory.
  • Ideal for birthdays, retirements, or simply to show appreciation, this bracelet's durable construction ensures it's ready for daily wear and tear, symbolizing a resilient spirit.
  • Crafted with black stainless steel and a braided rope design, the bracelet adjusts comfortably from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, offering a secure and stylish fit for various wrist sizes.
  • This bracelet delivers a memorable and humorous keepsake, boldly displaying the quote 'Don't Trust An Insurance Sales Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' – a relatable sentiment for many in the field.
  • Secure this conversation-starting bracelet today and offer a memorable token of appreciation to the insurance professional in your life, providing a lasting reminder of shared camaraderie.

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