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If you're an interior design aficionado who loves a good punch line, this mug is made for you. Its sleek two-tone ceramic design pairs perfectly with any kitchen or office space, while the bold printed quote delivers a dose of humor that turns an ordinary coffee break into a memorable moment.
Whether you're gifting a friend, a partner, or a colleague on their birthday, this keepsake mug adds a playful edge to the celebration. The message—'Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot'—serves as a cheeky reminder that great design starts with a strong cup.
Crafted from high-quality ceramic, the mug holds 11oz of your favorite brew and is both microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday use. It comes in four striking color combinations—Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White—allowing you to choose the palette that best matches your décor or personal style for every day of coffee and conversation with friends and family around the table and office.
Give this mug as a birthday gift and watch the recipient's face light up with a grin that says, 'I love this mug.' Its bold statement and durable construction make it a lasting reminder of your shared humor and appreciation for design. Great for any coffee lover who values both style and a laugh. Get one today.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Whether you're gifting a friend, a partner, or a colleague on their birthday, this keepsake mug adds a playful edge to the celebration. The message—'Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot'—serves as a cheeky reminder that great design starts with a strong cup.
Crafted from high-quality ceramic, the mug holds 11oz of your favorite brew and is both microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday use. It comes in four striking color combinations—Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White—allowing you to choose the palette that best matches your décor or personal style for every day of coffee and conversation with friends and family around the table and office.
Give this mug as a birthday gift and watch the recipient's face light up with a grin that says, 'I love this mug.' Its bold statement and durable construction make it a lasting reminder of your shared humor and appreciation for design. Great for any coffee lover who values both style and a laugh. Get one today.
- Chosen by interior design enthusiasts who love a good laugh, this mug delivers a sharp, witty statement that sparks conversation at any coffee break. It is the great companion for the designer who appreciates humor and a bold cup of coffee.
- Designed for birthday celebrations, it makes a memorable gift that celebrates the recipient's love for bold humor and stylish kitchen accessories. The vibrant color combinations add a playful touch to any kitchen décor and brightens morning routines.
- Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this 11oz mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring durability and convenience for daily use.
- This mug reminds the recipient that a great designer knows coffee and humor, keeping the day lively. It boldly states, 'Don't trust an interior designer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' to spark laughter.
- Get one today and gift a splash of humor that will brighten any coffee ritual. This keepsake mug is a conversation starter that celebrates the bond between giver and recipient, making every sip a reminder of shared laughter and creative spirit.
