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A holiday tree that sparks conversation with a bold, coffee-driven declaration, great for the design enthusiast who loves a touch of irreverence in their décor. This oval ornament, crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, hangs effortlessly on any tree, adding a splash of humor to the festive scene.
Ideal for interior designers, decorators, and neighbors who appreciate a witty twist on traditional ornaments, this keepsake is a conversation starter that fits seamlessly into modern living spaces. Whether displayed on a living room mantle or tucked into a bedroom corner, the bright, edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the quote remains vivid and eye-catching all season long.
With a 3.25-inch height and a 1/8-inch thickness, the piece feels substantial yet lightweight, making it safe for households with curious children or playful pets. The sturdy construction resists breaking, while the festive gold cord allows for easy hanging, ensuring the ornament stays in place without fuss. Its sleek oval shape complements any tree design, from classic pine to contemporary minimalist displays.
Give this playful, durable ornament as a Christmas gift to a neighbor, friend, or colleague, and watch the laughter ripple through the room. Its bold message and high-quality finish make it a memorable holiday keepsake that will be cherished for years to come. Get one today.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Ideal for interior designers, decorators, and neighbors who appreciate a witty twist on traditional ornaments, this keepsake is a conversation starter that fits seamlessly into modern living spaces. Whether displayed on a living room mantle or tucked into a bedroom corner, the bright, edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the quote remains vivid and eye-catching all season long.
With a 3.25-inch height and a 1/8-inch thickness, the piece feels substantial yet lightweight, making it safe for households with curious children or playful pets. The sturdy construction resists breaking, while the festive gold cord allows for easy hanging, ensuring the ornament stays in place without fuss. Its sleek oval shape complements any tree design, from classic pine to contemporary minimalist displays.
Give this playful, durable ornament as a Christmas gift to a neighbor, friend, or colleague, and watch the laughter ripple through the room. Its bold message and high-quality finish make it a memorable holiday keepsake that will be cherished for years to come. Get one today.
- Chosen by interior design enthusiasts who appreciate witty decor, this ornament adds a playful edge to any living space. Its bright, edge-to-edge print keeps the quote sharp in every light, making it a standout piece for stylish homes.
- Designed for holiday celebrations, it fits perfectly on Christmas trees or as a tabletop accent. The festive gold cord lets you hang it anywhere, adding a touch of humor to seasonal décor while remaining lightweight and child-friendly.
- Crafted from lightweight MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this oval ornament resists breakage while staying durable. Its 3.25-inch height and 1/8-inch thickness make it sturdy yet easy to handle for any home during the holiday year and beyond.
- This bold quote reminds us to choose designers who match our caffeine habits, adding a splash of humor to our spaces. It serves as a playful nudge that keeps conversations lively throughout the year, reminding everyone to enjoy a good laugh.
- Get one today and let your tree sparkle with a witty, durable keepsake that turns heads, while gifting a memorable reminder that great design and coffee go hand in hand.
