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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the humor and craft of timber with a white circular ornament built for logging enthusiasts and wood lovers. This ready-to-hang keepsake features the bold message: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Logger".
- Material & finish: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for a polished look.
- Printing technology: Edge-to-edge sublimation print keeps the bold message vivid year after year.
- Hanging method: Includes a festive gold cord for easy display on any tree branch.
- Design & size: White circular ornament with a compact size that fits into tight tree niches.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy; resists breaking and designed for seasonal use.
- Safety: Safe around pets and children.
- Ideal for: Christmas decorating, house-warmings, or gifting to someone who appreciates woodworking humor.
When hung, this ornament sparks smiles and conversation about skill and humor. The durable construction ensures it can become a cherished yearly keepsake, while the bold quote adds personality to both modern and traditional holiday décor—making it a thoughtful gift for the timber-loving crowd.
