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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the Magistrate in your life with a humorous, dependable tumbler that blends wit with everyday practicality. This high-quality stainless steel tumbler from Gearbubble is the perfect gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love a touch of authority in their daily routine.
- Material & Finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that’s built to last.
- Laser-Engraved Design: Permanent, fade-proof inscription—“Because I Am The Magistrate. That’s Why.”—not printed or vinyl.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to match your caffeine habit or hydration needs.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to minimize leaks during commutes and on-the-go use.
- Durability & Care: Durable construction designed for daily use and easy cleaning.
- Fit: Fits most cup holders for convenient travel, work, and errands.
- Brand & Craft: From Gearbubble, a trusted name in quality, unique drinkware designed to spark smiles.
This tumbler isn’t just a practical gift—it’s a conversation starter. The laser-engraved message stays sharp over time, making it a lasting keepsake for birthdays, holidays, or “just because.” With two convenient sizes and a durable, everyday-ready build, it’s ideal for the Magistrate who needs both style and function—from morning coffee to long road trips. Elevate gifting with a thoughtful, funny, and functional piece that they’ll reach for again and again.
