Skip to product information
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A bright, star-shaped Christmas ornament designed for legal professionals, featuring the playful quote "I'm a Magistrate. Just Like a Normal Magistrate Except Much Hotter." This high-gloss, white star adds a touch of humor to any holiday tree and serves as a unique, lighthearted gift for parents in the legal field.
- Material and Build: Crafted from sturdy, 1/8-inch thick MDF, ensuring the ornament withstands playful handling and lasts through multiple holiday seasons.
- Dimensions: Measures 3.25 inches tall, offering a striking presence on the tree without overpowering other decorations.
- Finish and Print: Features a clean white, high-gloss surface with edge-to-edge sublimation printing that keeps the text bright, crisp, and chip-resistant.
- Hanging Mechanism: Includes a gold cord for effortless and secure hanging on any tree branch.
This ornament is a thoughtful pick for magistrates and families who enjoy playful humor during the holidays. Its lightweight construction makes it safe for households with pets or curious children, ensuring it stays secure during festive bustle. Whether placed on a traditional pine or a modern minimalist tree, the witty message sparks laughter and conversation, turning ordinary gathering moments into memorable celebrations while celebrating the spirit of the job with a wink.
