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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a massage therapist's graduation or milestone with a gift that blends humor with everyday practicality. This engraved keychain carries a cheeky message that’s sure to spark a smile: "I'M A MASSAGE THERAPIST. MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY."
- Material: Premium stainless steel built to resist rust, corrosion, and discoloration.
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches, compact enough for any keyring or bag charm.
- Engraving: Deep-engraved quote that remains legible with daily use.
- Design: Clean, minimalist keychain that adds personality to everyday essentials.
- Gift readiness: Perfect graduation gift, birthday surprise, or a thoughtful "just because" token.
This keychain provides a durable, portable way to celebrate a massage therapist’s skills and sense of humor. Its compact size ensures it travels with them on keys, purses, or work totes, while the engraved message adds a personal touch that acknowledges hard work and wit. A distinctive keepsake that stands out from ordinary gifts, it’s an ideal choice for graduation, birthdays, or a thoughtful token of appreciation.
