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 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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This white, star-shaped Christmas ornament is a humorous holiday decoration designed for microbiologists, science enthusiasts, and lab professionals. Featuring the witty message "Keep Calm or I Will Use My Microbiologist Voice", this keepsake turns a simple tree decoration into a conversation starter for holiday gatherings and office parties.

  • Material: Constructed from an MDF (engineered wood) core that withstands the physical handling typical of the holiday season.
  • Design: Features a classic five-pointed star shape with a sleek white background and an edge-to-edge sublimation print.
  • Print and Finish: Displays the phrase Keep Calm or I Will Use My Microbiologist Voice in clear text, protected by a high-gloss coating that prevents fading and everyday wear.
  • Hanging Hardware: Includes a gold hanging cord threaded through the top point for secure attachment to tree branches.
  • Size and Weight: Built with a compact, lightweight design that keeps your Christmas tree balanced without crowding other decorations.

Crafted for science lovers who appreciate a clever twist, this ornament adds a playful, scientific touch to any holiday display. The edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures the text remains vivid year after year, making it a lasting keepsake. Its lightweight build prevents overburdening delicate tree limbs, while the protective finish ensures the print survives repeated handling by pets or children. It serves as a thoughtful and humorous gift for colleagues, lab partners, or friends, delivering a chuckle-worthy reminder about tiny microbes and big personalities during festive gatherings.

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