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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A witty, heartfelt gift for the orthopedic surgeon in your life, this durable keychain blends humor with everyday practicality. Crafted to last and sized for easy carrying, it’s a thoughtful token for friends, family, or colleagues—perfect for Mother’s Day or any occasion.
- Material: High-quality stainless steel with a durable, rust-resistant finish for long-lasting shine.
- Engraved Message: Precisely engraved with “I'm Not Perfect but I'm an Orthopedic Surgeon and That's Basically the Same Thing” for a personal, memorable touch.
- Size: Compact 1.57 x 0.87 inches, designed to tuck neatly into pockets or attach to a bag or set of keys.
- Finish: Sleek black appearance visible in the product image, offering a modern, professional look.
- Durability: Sturdy construction built to withstand daily use and resist wear over time.
This keychain keeps a surgeon’s sense of humor close at hand while delivering a practical, long-lasting keepsake. It’s an ideal gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or milestones, and works well as a thoughtful gesture from friends, family, or colleagues to show appreciation for their dedication and craft.
