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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed to spark smiles on any decorated branch, this oval ornament features the witty inscription: "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT THE COOLEST BECOME A DRIVER." Built from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss exterior, it offers a lasting keepsake that combines humor with holiday spirit for gifting to friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate road life.
- Durable Construction: Made from solid MDF engineered to resist breakage during transport or accidental bumps on the tree compared to fragile glass alternatives.
- High-Gloss Finish: A protective sheen covers the white surface, preventing scratches and keeping the sublimation print vivid over time.
- Precise Printing: Sublimation technology ensures the black lettering appears clearly against the clean white background with sharp typography.
- Easy Hang Design: Includes a gold cord attached through a pre-cut top hole, allowing for easy suspension on branches or decorative hooks.
The lightweight nature and tough material make this ornament safe for spaces with curious pets or small children where traditional glass decorations may be risky. Beyond household safety, the thermal transfer process ensures colors do not fade despite constant exposure to indoor lighting or tree heat. Its bold statement invites questions and laughter within office environments or family gatherings, adding personality to seasonal decor while serving as a thoughtful token of appreciation for those who spend significant time driving.
