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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Performer White Coffee Mug, a ceramic essential for actors, musicians, dancers, and all entertainers who love a little everyday humor with their brew. “I'm a Performer. Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.” captures the playful truth of the stage life in a single cup—made for celebrations, rehearsals, and those backstage moments when caffeine is the real magic.
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz options to match your daily caffeine needs.
- Material & Finish: High-quality ceramic with a glossy finish for a bright, durable look that’s easy to Griffin clean.
- Design: Crisp black text on a clean white background featuring the memorable quote you’ll want to share with fellow performers.
- Care: Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for hassle-free daily use.
- Versatility: Suitable for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate—perfect for desks, dressing rooms, or green rooms.
- Gift Appeal: An ideal unique gift for actors, musicians, dancers, and entertainers on birthdays, holidays, or just-because moments.
This mug adds character to your morning ritual while delivering practical value. The sturdy ceramic handle with its glossy finish feels reliable after long rehearsals, tours, or late-night performances. Choosing between 11oz for a classic, compact cup or 15oz for a generous boost lets you tailor the experience to your routine. It’s also a thoughtful gift that communicates appreciation for the craft—great for friends, coworkers, or family members who bring the show to life.
